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Only a Swimmer Knows the Feeling

Michael Phelps is Coming Back

Is it a rumor? Yes. Is it probably true? Also, yes. 

Well, that didn’t take long. It’s been less than a year since London. A year of luxurious victory lapping on golf courses and at poker tables across the world… One could get used to that life of competitive leisure. Or maybe not. Maybe it doesn’t take all that long to get bored of such diversions. Because here’s the word:

Michael Phelps is about to launch a comeback. He’ll soon be returning to training; in fact, he’s rumored to be arriving in Colorado Springs, at the Olympic Training Center, in the next few days. Maybe he won’t show. Perhaps he’ll read these publicized rumors and get spooked and insist that he’s still happily retired on the links. The man has nothing to prove to anyone. He’s the greatest Olympian of all time, regardless of whether or not he ever touches chlorinated water again.

However, these rumors didn’t just come out of thin air. The upper reaches of the swimming world are swirling with the chatter. It’s like the CIA intercepting red flag chatter across Islamic websites. It might be nothing, it might be just talk, but when there’s enough of it, you have to take it seriously. That’s what’s going right now in swimming’s version of the CIA. The folks in-the-know, the top coaches and swimmers, the ones just a degree or two removed from Phelps himself, they’re all talking about it.

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Pride or Prejudice?

Why aren’t there more out swimmers? 

Blame it on the big city. The buried journalist inside of me knew that Jason Collins’s coming out party was big news. The first out gay athlete in a major professional sport… a guy still immersed in a proud 12-year NBA career. That’s pretty major. Big enough for Sports Illustrated to stop the presses and splash Collins on its cover. So then why did it feel like it shouldn’t have been any news at all?

Maybe because living in a place like New York, and having plenty of gay friends and colleagues, makes this “announcement” sound like a quaint little Victorian era scandal. If you have a problem with an athlete’s sexuality, or anyone’s sexuality for that matter, I feel sorry for you. No, really.

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The Alternate Reality of Ryan Lochte

Who’s missing from the less than real life of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Only most of the folks responsible for his success as a swimmer… 

Did you watch the premier? If so, I’m betting you tuned in with a similar mix of dread and curious amusement and perhaps some smug schadenfreude. That seemed to be the general consensus going in. With that cringe-worthy promo and the viral video of those Fox news anchors cracking up at Lochte’s expense post-interview… Which isn’t to say that interview wasn’t funny, in a sweet-Jesus-where-is-his-media-coach? sort of way. But by the time the show actually aired last night, it seems safe to say the swimming world was ready for an uncomfortable train wreck.

But was it? I can’t name a single reality show I’ve ever watched with any interest or regularity, so I’m the wrong person to rate it. Maybe it will catch with an inexplicable Kardashian-ness, or maybe it will produce a collective yawn from viewers needing more than Lochte’s frequently shirtless torso and ever twinkling eyes. All I can say is that I watched a show starring a sweet and simple man who will always do right by his friends and family. I don’t find that particularly compelling, but then watching that entire reality genre has always felt like leeches were attached to my scalp, sucking away brain cells in soulless swallows.

Yet, from a swimmer’s perspective, there was something very interesting about the show: who was missing. In a show reputedly about Lochte’s orbit of play hard, train hard priorities, there are some glaring discrepancies. Maybe all of Lochte’s play pals signed up to star alongside their famous friend, but the inner circle behind his training – the ones really responsible for making him successful enough for his own show, they’re nowhere to be seen.

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